Clooney's looks and near-perfect charm have stood the test of time. His pomaded hair and eternal five-o'clock shadow only intensify his position as the distinguished gentleman every woman wants a piece of. And a piece is all they're getting: settling down is not in this bachelor's vocabulary.

He may be the new kid, but, these days, ladies can't remember life without Hamm, whose handsome face and oft-furrowed brow remind us what a real man is supposed to look like. His sexily stoic executive on Mad Men, we hope, is just the tip of the iceberg. If he can revive the skinny tie, what else is this stud capable of?