Which Ah-nold will survive?

Conan, Conan the Barbarian (1982)

Surly, shaggy, and dangerously close to busting out of his leather gauntlets and girdle, Conan is the very picture of brute strength. His English isn't so great, but he's fluent in beheading, as his sword (and broken-sword) victories over his captors make clear.
Colonel John Matrix, Commando (1985)

There is nothing that this flesh-and-blood terminator can't do when it comes to combat, particularly when he's armed with an arsenal of guns and explosives. He's also not above impaling his foes on whatever sharp object happens to be lying around -- a handy trick.